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2020-09-08 | Author: i am bosibori | Views: 111

I recently got back on youtube both as a vlogger and a viewer, bottomline is I have been spending a  lot of time on the app. It keeps recommending those 30-minute 'get to know me' videos, I have also watched weird ones like "how to close a door" at 3:00 A.M in the night but that's besides the point. I figured I should do the same but in 5 minutes (cool,right?) It is a number of things I hate  and some I like in prose form.

I hate thickly cut cabbages,they make me gag and they taste like water. I refuse to be impressed by food that is not well salted or seasoned. I cuss the sun out everytime I am in public and get sweaty and itchy wishing I was somewhere in the Northpole and having to explain why I would never settle at the coast.

I am a night owl, never been an early riser which explains why I detest loud angry voices in the morning, you just woke up where is all this energy coming from?? ( cc: my mum). I cannot sleep without a pillow. I hate the taste of water. I despise afternoon classes. I freaking hate the feeling  of finishing a great series or television show. Believe it or not I prefer movies to books.

I am yet to come to terms with the fact that I cannot have my cake and eat it, I really need to have a talk with the baker. That my tummy cannot be bigger than my ass in peace ,does not sit right with me (pun intended) . I am eked by the fact that I can't be angry and black and a woman all at once without raising an eyebrow. I find the colour blue calming, welcoming and serene.

I hate cold tea, I am not a coffee person nor am I a pet person. I find solace in food and screaming on top of my voice (not in the morning though). I prefer mopping floors to washing dishes. I wear trousers more often because I can then sit in a non-lady like manner and I can run whenever. I am most insecure about my shoulders and my calves. I prefer upper bunk beds. I like my pictures coloured.

I hate having my hair down or in my face. I prefer long to short nails. I am the Khloe of the family while my sister is the Kim. I cannot drink warm milk, it should either be freezing cold or smoking hot. I hate being vulnerable as opposed to being in control. I loathe watermelons. I find kids demanding and attention seekers (they don't like me either so its cool). I adore friendships,I hate cooking but man, do I love eating.

I am always at crossroads ,indecisive much. I am a visual being explains why I would choose  instagram over twitter. I like telling people that I am an open book but in the real sense I am a movie.Numbers make my head twitch as opposed to letters (read as 'I hate math'). I find the sound of flowing water  irritating. I love a good challenge.

I find reading obligatory and silence mortifying. I dread hospital beds, aisles and visits. I can't deal with cry babies(suck it up). I find pleasure in being listened to. My face speaks louder than my mouth. I thrive on compliments.

I am a terrible liar, in fact my friends call me a perrenial, pathological liar (smiles).


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